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Blame The Fat Guy

21 May
Blame The Fat Guy

I just had an epiphany… I think I figured out why girls be getting in those moods. You know the days where you get your butt chewed out because you said “Hi.” but apparently you said it with some kind of attitude. Seriously? I didn’t know you could have attitude just saying hi. No worries guys I just solved all of your problems with women right here. Well, maybe not all, but a big portion. I think we all need to have a serious talk with our significant others and simply tell them, “Let it out! Just let it out. Rip a big fat one.” Come on, we all have stuff flowing through our bodies. Holding it all in is stressful. Sometimes you just got to let the trumpets sound. This will significantly reduce your significant other’s stress level and I’m sure they will feel immensely better. Now just cutting loose whenever you feel the need also won’t work. You need to have some consideration for others. For example, if you are going to fart you should find the fattest person in the room and do it silently next to them. It’s easy to blame the fat guy. Hope everyone enjoys much happier relationships from here on out.

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Posted by on May 21, 2013 in Rants

 

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